- I’m always asking “why” and saying “no.”
- My diet largely consists of half-nibbled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, chicken nuggets, and mac ‘n cheese with an overabundance of goldfish crackers, pretzels, and yogurt.
- I cut up my food into bite-sized pieces before eating (without even realizing it).
- My bed is always full of stuffed animals, toys, books, and random articles of clothing.
- You can often find me listening to a Kidz Bop CD while driving (even when I’m alone, sadly).
- I pitch a fit when I have to get out of the bath before I’m ready.
- I use words like “potty,” “booboo,” and “toot” in everyday conversation (even when talking with adults).
- I often talk to my own imaginary friends (aka, the voices in my head).
- I can and do watch the same movies over and over (and over and over) again.
- I get overly excited about getting a lollipop at the bank drive thru.
- I don’t really like to share and will often sneak things so that I don’t have to share.
- I don’t like when other people tell me what to do.
- Passwords frustrate me.
- I’m hungry all the time (and I always like to “taste” what you’re eating).
- Some days I have to pull out all of my clothes from my closet and drawers to figure out what I want to wear.
- I have a hard time keeping track of my personal belongings. (“Has anyone seen my phone? Or car keys?” “Where’s the baby?”)
- I know everything.
- I’m afraid of the dark.
- I need to read before going to bed.
- I have like 5 different toothbrushes.
- I think cookies and ice cream are an acceptable meal.
- I am oblivious to my surroundings or anything anyone is saying when my favorite tv show is on.
- I get distracted by shiny things.
- I could swing all day long.
- I’d rather poke myself in the eye with a spork than wear socks with toe seams.
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April 22, 2013 at 11:08 am
Oh my god. After reading this I realize I’m totally a toddler …and I have teenagers.
April 22, 2013 at 9:48 pm
Ha, ha. Just don’t let them know. 🙂
April 22, 2013 at 2:12 pm
hi, i’m following the “i don’t like mondays” blog hop. i would love for you to visit my blog and follow if you like it.
http://www.blackinkpaperie.blogspot.com
thanks
new follower bev
April 22, 2013 at 9:49 pm
Hi there! Thanks for stopping by. I will definitely head over. 🙂
April 22, 2013 at 6:50 pm
You nailed it! I’m a mommy to a 20 something and a 6 year old and I think, given your list, I’m a toddler too. And I ain’t about to change!
Found you via the “I don’t like Mondays blog hop!”
April 28, 2013 at 9:23 pm
Sorry for just responding, ttombs . . . your comment went to my spam folder and I just found it as I was sorting through. Thanks so much.
April 23, 2013 at 2:53 pm
This is frighteningly true – but I love it! Funny AND clever. 🙂
April 24, 2013 at 9:48 am
Thanks so much. I find my life is a lot like that . . . frightening but funny, and sometimes clever.
April 23, 2013 at 3:56 pm
I’m right there in preschool with you! Very funny! 🙂 I have watched Toy Story more times than I can count and still can’t get enough… Really enjoyed your post!
April 24, 2013 at 9:49 am
Thanks for stopping by. I LOVE Toy Story, that is a great series. My kids love it too.
April 23, 2013 at 5:09 pm
Passwords frustrate me too, and ice cream is an acceptable meal at any time of day!
April 24, 2013 at 9:49 am
Glad to know I’m not the only one! 😉
April 23, 2013 at 10:49 pm
“Where’s the baby?” Ha!
April 24, 2013 at 9:49 am
And that’s no joke. I actually ask that a few times a day, lol. He’s a tricky sneakster, that one.
April 24, 2013 at 12:20 pm
They do say that you become like the 5 people you spend the most time with… so I’m right there with you!
Found you via Honest Mom. Thanks for the laughs!
April 24, 2013 at 2:49 pm
Ahha, it all makes sense, then. 🙂 Thanks for stopping by!
April 25, 2013 at 10:05 pm
Hi! 🙂 Love your blog! Found you through a bloghop thru story of a girl 🙂 Rockinautismmom.com /facebook.com/therockinautismmom
April 26, 2013 at 10:21 am
Hi there! I’ll come check you out, too. 🙂
April 26, 2013 at 1:45 pm
Thanks Mama Wild Thing! 🙂
April 26, 2013 at 6:53 am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yup, all moms are actually toddlers in disguise! Love it! New follower! Would love for you to check out and follow my blog too! Have a great weekend!
Celena
http://mystayathomemamalife.blogspot.com/
April 26, 2013 at 10:22 am
Will do. Have a great one as well.
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April 29, 2013 at 7:41 am
The remains of way too many Goldfish crackers reside in my car…very funny list!
April 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm
Thanks!
April 29, 2013 at 11:31 am
I just realized why I have such a hard time being RESPONSIBLE!!! I’m a PRESCHOOLER!
April 29, 2013 at 2:38 pm
That’ll do it every time!